alittledoseoflaughter:

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating its brain…….

the man disemboweling himself was in new jersey and the woman eating her kid’s brain was in texas but A for effort

The woman who beheaded her infant happened in 2009 ps 

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

(Source: zeldea, via alittledoseoflaughter)

and this is jay z

but heres beyonce

and blue their baby

(Source: sweetlasers, via alittledoseoflaughter)

whatshouldwecallme: